Did you know the Kelley's once owned a dog?
Yes, that's right. Only the Kelley's would:
-Let a dog adopt them
-Let their son name it James before they realized it was a she
-Let James have 22 puppies (she was a loose woman)
-Let her run away from home (abandon her puppies), and wind up in doggie jail
on Mother's Day.

and then realized she was just another sister. I do think she may have
been his favorite sister.
James Kelley our dog.